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102 Shark Jokes

Funniest Website EVER!

102 Shark Jokes

A few gems from the link.

knock knock who’s there a shark oh okay then opens door all this water comes in including a shark shark eats door answerer

Q: If Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, and a shark all fought each other who would win A: The shark

Shark: “Say, why aren’t you eating that human?” Another Shark: “I’m on a diet!”

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